So…who am I?

If you came on to this blog expecting to see some beauty expert trying out the new beauty blender or the latest makeup trend…think again. I couldn’t even apply my eye liner straight until about two months ago. Also don’t even talk to me about the disaster that is applying fake tan. I mean if you want orange bed sheets and streaky orange legs that look like cheesy wotsit’s then sure, by all means read on. Really we’re here to read about the blunders of my life which i’m sure most have you have experienced at some time…

so…

welcome to my disastrous life.

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